If Pants Could Talk

April 29, 2008 | By Naman Bagga | Filed in: Humour.


Ever wonder what a day in the life of your pants can be like?I’ve decided to write a short story about a day in the life of my favorite pair of pants.Well I have many pairs of pants and I don’t like to discriminate between any of them.I wear some more frequently than others so naturally there is a feeling of envy in some of them.All of them have one common concern.They feel claustrophobic inside my dark cupboard.All of them like to be worn as they breathe well in free air.They don’t mind if they get a bit dirty.But at night they are dumped into a drum and what follows is a terrible washing experience.Most of them hate it when they are stuffed into the washing machine and are tumble washed.I can hear them shouting when the washing machine gets to its spin dry mode and sucks all the moisture from their soft skin.The after-effects of the washing routine are equally terrible.On drying,they have to face the deadly steam iron.At that time they literally pray for their lives.Basically the life of a pair of pants is filled with misery.

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