Archive for December, 2007

DPS VK InSecure?

December 18th, 2007 by Naman Bagga | 4 Comments | Filed in DPS Vasant Kunj, VMC:Vidyamandir Classes

My friends often tell me about incidents of somebody getting caught jumping over the school wall.I hear one such case every week or so.I just can't understand why these kids want to get out of the school premises in the first place.Secondly,why don't they use the right way to do so.I'll found the correct way to get out of school safely.

I had my computer science pre-board practicals today.I even had a class at VMC thus I couldn't go for Access.This also meant that I needed to return home as soon as possible.I asked my Rep to sign a slip permitting me to leave the school premises at 12pm.The slip,which was supposed to be my gate pass is still in my pocket.Let me tell you how.

I walked confidently towards the main gate of the school,with my black bag on my shoulders and to my surprise,the guy with the register was busy talking to someone else.He hardly noticed me even when I was standing right in front of him.

I was looking for a person to check my slip and I literally waited for somebody to check my permission slip.Then I thought that the best way to be noticed is to walk straight out of the gate casually.I looked at a few guards sitting outside the gate and still had the slip in my hand.I was a bit confused and surprised after all this.

Then I hired an auto-rickshaw(Tuk-Tuk in other words) to go home.This is called bad poor security.

Top 10 Stupid Questions

December 6th, 2007 by Naman Bagga | No Comments | Filed in Humour

This is a really funny forward which recently found its way to my inbox.Here are the top 10 stupid questions of all time.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??

Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.

Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?

Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?

Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Esnips-Download Free Music

December 5th, 2007 by Naman Bagga | 5 Comments | Filed in DPS Vasant Kunj, Music, Tech Talk

There are many ways to download free music from the internet.P2P(Peer to Peer) applications like Limewire,Ares and using torrents is one such way.These are a bit of a pain for Windows users as they have to worry about viruses and other Malware.One thing I like about these applications is that all sorts of songs are available in different formats.Here's a tip for Limewire(Windows users,follow it at your own risk)-Search Limewire for Limewire Pro,download the crack and upgrade to Pro for free.

There are a few websites which provide free song downloads but there is a restriction to most of these.Cool Goose Cool Toad is one such website.You won't find too many songs there but you might get some Hindi songs.The interface of this website is horrible and search is a pain in the neck.You need to sign-up to browse and download song.In short,Cool Toad is useless.

There are some other websites like Fun Maza and Masti4India which provide free Hindi songs for download.Note that these websites provide songs only in real media format(.rm) and you need Real Player to play these songs.

Now,let me come to the main topic of this post.Esnips is a website for sharing all kind of media like songs,videos etc.This website has none of the drawbacks mentioned above.You can find all sorts of music and videos in different formats.You can even get free E-Books there.

Till a few days ago,you needed to signup to download songs.But they have changed their policy.Recently,they have removed the download option and only streaming is available.You can use Firefox add-ons to download the songs but I have an even simpler fix to the problem.

You don't need to be a member to download songs.All you have to do is to search for the song and when you find it,look at the address bar to find the URL.For example if GQ wants to download RATM's Renegades of Funk,the URL is- http://www.esnips.com/doc/18.....Funk

Now all you have to do is to change the folder.Change 'doc' in the URL to 'nsdoc'.Thus to download,the URL becomes-
http://www.esnips.com/nsdoc/180....Funk
or simply-http://www.esnips.com/nsdoc/180...77

The download will start.This even works with mobile phones and I do this with my Mobile Phone Browser-Opera Mini.

P.S-Esnips has stopped working properly these days.So,this method might not work temporarily.There's another website called Aimini from which you can download free music.

If you wish to stick to esnips,here's a suggestion-Some people with better brains have uploaded songs in archives which you can download without even signing up.Promote this idea and you'll be able to download as many songs as you wish to.

Bettercaring

December 5th, 2007 by Naman Bagga | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Bettercaring is a dedicated service for anyone who needs answers to crucial questions about care for themselves or their loved ones.You can read about the care options available and arrange for the right kind of care.The website is filled with daily care news,true stories and reviews.You can even join a discussion related to care.If you thought that good care is available only in a nursing home,you are wrong.You can even opt for services like residential care or home care.

The website follows a good color-code which makes navigation easier.It is a simple website which means that you won't have to waste time looking for things.You can even select a text size according to your convenience to view the website.

They even have a care search which allows you to search their database of all registered UK care homes.Basicallly, this is yet another good service for UK based people who need any kind of care.

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